Time for another Federal bail out! So who which CEO or American industry has their hand out now for American tax dollars? Real estate Industry? Nah. Telecommunications Industry? Nope. How about...the porn industry? Well, the politically correct term would be the "adult entertainment" industry and today CNN reports that Larry Flynt of Hustler Magazine and the CEO of Girls Gone Wild have put in a request for a $5 billion bailout from Congress.
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Time for another Federal bail out! So who which CEO or American industry has their hand out now for American tax dollars? Real estate Industry? Nah. Telecommunications Industry? Nope. How about...the porn industry? Well, the politically correct term would be the "adult entertainment" industry and today CNN reports that Larry Flynt of Huster Magazine and the CEO of Girls Gone Wild have put in a request for a $5 billion bailout from Congress.
According to a statement released by Flynt, "the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people." The statement goes on to say that "people are too depressed to be sexually active. This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex. With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
I say Congress give them the money! I doubt they will, but seeing as though they've already blown nearly a trillion dollars trying to "fix" this economy, what's another $5 billion right? The sexual appetite of America needs this...and to deny them that would be a serious case of cock-blocking!
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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If the government gave more money to porn industries, then there will just be an increase in STDS and diseases such as HIV. Then the government would also have to pay more attention to health care. They wouldn't do that would they? Ask Michael Moore what he thinks.
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